Thursday, November 26, 2009

Thanksgiving


On Thanksgiving, I decided to take the holiday to heart, and make amends with an old adversary. We been fighting with each other for a couple decades now, but I thought it was time to let bygones be bygones, and invited him over to dinner. He was looking a little worse for the wear, as he usually does after our encounters. His usual dusky complexion had become white as a sheet!
Alas, it was a short respite, as he brought up a seriously taboo topic. I tossed him out into the garage. I plan on finishing him off Sunday. Bastard!

Saturday, August 29, 2009


Friday, May 08, 2009

The bunnies

ate my magic beanstalks :-(

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

April Fools!

We use MS Sharepoint at work. Most people have it set as their hompage. anywho, the photo for April Fools day was a bunch of people in businees attire with gleeful expressions.

I was thinking that the photo should be of a person hiding in the supply closet, covered in pudding and crying.

But maybe I'm just weird.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Ahh, the country life! Pt. 2

A few nights ago I was driving home. At one point of my drive, I come to a "T" and take a right. Straight ahead is a pasture. I pulled up to the stop sign, and looked both ways, when suddenly something BIG moved right in front of me. It was a giant cow (steer, whatever) that was exactly the same color as the grass, scratching itself on the barbed wire fence.

Last night on the way to archery, in the same vicinity, I came over the top of a hill to find an entire line of cattle, 30 or 40 at least, poking their heads through the fence to eat the grass on the side of the road. I'm guessing it was nice and crunchy from the road salt, and therefore delectable.

On the way back home that same night, there were at least 10 cattle in the road. They had squeezed between the strands in the fence and were licking the road. Definitely the salt.

Did you know that cow shit was really slippery, and that a front wheel drive car would do a pretty good job of coating the lower body panels with shit when the wheels spin? Consider yourself informed.

On a less gross note, I saw my first deer on my property last night. It was grazing in the clearing where my leech field was dug. This morning I was woken up by a woodpecker working on a hollow tree. It was loud! I went outside to investigate, and I could hear turkeys gobbling nearby. Pretty neat.

Thursday, January 08, 2009

Hello, my little chickadee!

Ah, the country life!

I live on a private road. My particular spur is a .25 mile gravel road, which is a dead end. Then there is a 3/4 mile long road that is a single lane, and was paved (poorly) a few years ago.

My house is very near the crest of a ridge. The gravel road is pretty level. then it transitions to pavement, and plunges down into a pretty deep valley, and climbs up to the crest of the next ridge over.

It snowed last night. Knowing it had snowed, I got up early to brush of the car. I very slowly drove down the road, because it was pretty slick. I first knew I was in real trouble when I started down the first hill with my foot on the brake, and the ABS pulsed all the way down. I really knew I was in trouble when I saw my neighbors' cars parked in a turn off at the bottom, to include a big 4x4 pickup, and a Subaru Forester.

Steeling my nerves I got up as much speed as I could, and almost made it to first flat spot on the uphill portion, before my car started sliding backwards down the hill.

Looking at the weather, my car may be there until spring.